August 2009
27 posts
"There can no longer be any doubt that an innocent... →
I’ve posted this pretty much everywhere I can think of. This is one kind of tragedy I can’t get over. But I can hope that some semblance of good can come from this lesson.
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No. →
Ugh. Gag me with a chainsaw. (via stephbarnard)
Aug 28th
Aug 27th
oh, landlords
I once wrote a fake letter to Isaac, representing my fake client K-dawg, using my fake California license. I’ll miss you, Isaac. kristenfromkansas: isaac (my soon-to-be-former landlord who is quite attractive but not the brightest): can i show the place today? some people wanna see it in like half an hour. me: yeah. all of our stuff is out. we just have a bit of cleaning left in the...
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Aug 25th
Sharks v. Cats?
All of you need to go HERE and vote. Immediately.
Aug 24th
I kind of  →
But I may not be geeky enough to pull them off. Haha. Pull them off. Yeah, I went there.
Aug 24th
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Aug 21st
[too funny! via kristenfromks] oh, tech support
tech support guy: before i can help you, i need you to verify the security question. the question is Q.
me: i'm sorry, what?
tsg: that's the security question: Q.
me: what? that's not even a question.
tsg: someone in your office made up the question. it can be anything. it could be "tabasco." your's is Q.
me: i don't know. can i verify something else? i can tell you every email address on the account.
tsg: do you know the answer to Q?
me: no! Q isn't even a real question.
tsg: can you send me an email to verify that you own this account?
me: [sending email] okay...
tsg: i have verified your account. the answer was A.
me: of course it was.
Aug 21st
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Aug 19th
Epic Journey Revisited
So, I decided to update my epic journey list for 2009. It started with This Post and then about 2 weeks later, This One, after which I then traveled to the aforementioned cities. Now I can cross off a couple more from the list. So here we go! San Diego, CA-CHECK Los Angeles, CA-CHECK (bonus!) Durham, NC-CHECK. Austin, TX New York, NY Chicago, IL-CHECK (Lolla!) Portsmouth, Commonwealth...
Aug 19th
Visiting this site may cause signs and symptoms of... →
Aug 17th
Reblog if you've ever felt personally victimized...
stephbarnard: mariamannani: escapingvelocity: I know I have. I have too. “One time she punched me in the face. It was awesome.” “I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN.” “Every Thursday he thinks she’s doing SAT prep but really she’s hooking up with Shane Oman in the...
Aug 17th
Aug 17th
I'm back from Chicago
Actually, I got back on Monday afternoon, so I’ve been home for almost a week now. NEVER AGAIN will I take “hand-wash only” dresses to a dirty, sweaty, hot, outdoor music festival. I was hand-washing for two days! Sick! The weekend was good, the shows were excellent, there was some drama (not mine), and I witnessed mob mentality at its finest. That part actually scared me. You...
Aug 15th
I’m going to Chicago. :-)
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Aug 4th
Happy birthday to my little brother!
Adil is 25 today. As I told my mom, “your youngest child is now 25.” In hindsight, that might not have been very nice. Oh, he’s on an island and wants pop tarts and orange fanta:
Aug 1st