June 2011
39 posts
Trial update: Won. And now my social media bases are covered.
Jun 24th
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Truthful Tuesday: I have now watched all three episodes of Switched at Birth on ABCFamily, and I actually like it quite a bit. I’m a little frustrated that I am not currently winning the weight loss challenge. In fact, for all the work I’m doing, I don’t have the results to show for it. Yet. My procrastination no longer manifests in barely-reached assignment deadlines. Now,...
Jun 21st
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Jun 21st
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Big trial coming up. Temporarily exiled from my office. May be MIA this week. My brain thinks in short sentences. Carry on.
Jun 21st
Today has made me want to eat all of the chocolate. I’ll be glad when this month is over.
Jun 16th
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There are many songs with the name Sara or Sarah. Take your pick.
Jun 16th
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Jun 16th
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Jun 15th
Etymologie →
Anthropologie’s word play on tumblr. Well, this is neat.
Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
UPDATE*: I did not eat the second granola bar. A morning full of court hearings prevented that. I tend to not get as hungry when I’m in court anyways. My Subway experience was sub par. I know they’re training new people, I’m patient with that. Still not the greatest. And not enough food. Today may just have to be a snack day. *I like to imagine the music and graphics from...
Jun 15th
Jun 15th
Tumblr Poll: I have already eaten my morning granola bar thing*. I’m still hungry. Do I: a) Eat another one? b) Drink water and wait it out until lunch? *They’re not REALLY granola bars, they’re Quaker Oats Cocoa bars. So good, 90 calories.
Jun 15th
Jun 15th
Anonymous asked: I would've liked your racist duck post (because it was funny and adorable) but I try to avoid liking your posts, you know, trying to be the whole sneaky, ninja-like, Tumblr buddy!

Also, just thought you should know that I'll be sending something out this week, so keep an eye out for it- it will be time-sensitive!

Happy Tuesday, Tumblr Buddy!
Jun 15th
Jun 15th
I’m pretty disappointed that my “racist ducks” post didn’t get more attention. What do you people have against swans anyway?
Jun 14th
A coworker was talking about sports or...
dakotamiller:   Coworker:  What he did was so gay! Me:  What did you say? Everyone around us:  Coworker:  I didn’t mean it like that!  I meant “gay” as in “stupid”. Me:   Seriously people*. Using “gay” as an insulting term MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID. When otherwise intelligent people use the word that way, it makes them look even stupider. Quit doing that. *not any of you...
Jun 14th
Lies from my childhood: This is what a baby swan looks like: How are you gonna tell me that these gorgeous babies are ugly? They don’t even look THAT different from ducklings. They’re a little bigger and white. SO WHAT? Racist ducks. I mean really. Unless, the lesson was that even when he was little, the baby swan was adorable and so awesome that the ducklings were just...
Jun 14th
Jun 14th
This morning there was some sort of horrid beetle on my hairbrush in my bathroom. Then there was a spider in my bathtub (I have no idea where these spiders come from, but I probably have to get one out of my tub about once a week. YUCK). Then, I opened my window in my office, and SOME HIDEOUS UNKNOWN wasp-like-moth-ish creature fell down, hit my arm and went straight into the trash. I...
Jun 13th
Jun 10th
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Ok, I'm late to the game, but I just now got on my...
Whaa?
Jun 10th
Jun 7th
kristenfromkansas asked: who was the coolest roommate of all time?
Jun 7th
Awww, Josh posted about us! And that’s gross, so I’ll stop talking about it now. :-)
Jun 7th
More asking of the questions please! →
Jun 7th
Yogurt PSA
Yoplait 4-packs are a ripoff. For real. They may be conveniently stackable, and come in packs of four, but that’s about it.  v. Dillons, and I assume every Kroger store, charges 10.8 cents/oz. Each container is 6 oz. The stand alone regular containers are 10 cents/oz. You can buy 10 stand alone containers for $6.00 (60 cents each). You also have the privilege of buying the four pack...
Jun 7th
One day, I’m going to: send a numeric page, leave a call-back number, and press 1 for more delivery options. AT THE SAME TIME.
Jun 7th
Anonymous asked: What is your favorite part of your life right now?
Jun 6th
the funniest part of yesterday:
joshdutcher: So my gf Sara and I went to dinner with her mom. I don’t remember how the conversation started but at some point her mom leans over and whispers some detail of her and her husband’s sex life into Sara’s ear. Just to freak her out. Sara is all speechless and disgusted while her mom laughs her ass off. Later Sara gestures toward me and says “Mom! I don’t tell you about our sex...
Jun 5th
Dr. Blossom
mentalflossr: Mayim Bialik has a PhD in neuroscience from UCLA. Her dissertation was titled, “Hypothalamic Regulation in Relation to Maladaptive, Obsessive-Compulsive, Affiliative, and Satiety Behaviors in Prader-Willi Syndrome.” Thus making her role as Amy Farrah-Fowler on BBT totally legit.
Jun 4th
Jun 3rd
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Lunch hour observations: It’s pronounced “chipotLe” not “chipolTe.” I feel this has been addressed before, but I heard it so many times just now, a rage blackout almost occurred. I would not have been responsible for anything subsequent. No, there is no Chipotle restaurant in the town where I work. Subway’s* featured sub has that word in it. I would blame the...
Jun 3rd
Jun 3rd
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Jun 1st
Having way more trouble uploading an animated GIF...
Consider yourself spared from ridiculous kitten gifs
Jun 1st