stephbarnard:

mariamannani:

escapingvelocity:

I know I have.

I have too.

“One time she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”

“I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN.”

“Every Thursday he thinks she’s doing SAT prep but really she’s hooking up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am *such* a good friend!”