I’ve never had a flu shot in my life. To this day actually, as I got the nasal mist thing. My brother got the shot. He’s had them before, every year since they became a “thing.”

I feel a bit headache-y and tired, but that could just be because I’m, well…tired.

I also purchased the slippers to go with my fleece robe. But as they were only $15, I said, “sure, why don’t I add some more stuff to this order?” So I did. I added three sleep shirts which match three sets of pjs I already own, and I struggled for many minutes trying to find something else to add to the order to make it a full $100 and get free shipping. See? See how well their tricks work on the weak minded shopper (such as myself)? In the end I said “screw it” and just got the order, with not-free shipping, and it was significantly less in the long run. Or so I tell myself.

I am not having shopper’s remorse right now. In unrelated news, my bank statements are filled with charges to Victoria’s Secret from the past couple of months. I promise to stop now for a while. What’s that? Semi-Annual Sale? Yer killing me, Smalls!