joshdutcher:

So my gf Sara and I went to dinner with her mom. I don’t remember how the conversation started but at some point her mom leans over and whispers some detail of her and her husband’s sex life into Sara’s ear. Just to freak her out. Sara is all speechless and disgusted while her mom laughs her ass off.

Later Sara gestures toward me and says “Mom! I don’t tell you about our sex life.”

Her mom got real quiet real fast. So funny.

I am STILL traumatized.