Lies from my childhood:

This is what a baby swan looks like:

How are you gonna tell me that these gorgeous babies are ugly? They don’t even look THAT different from ducklings. They’re a little bigger and white. SO WHAT? Racist ducks. I mean really.

Unless, the lesson was that even when he was little, the baby swan was adorable and so awesome that the ducklings were just jealous—not just when he grew out of his awkward “ugly duckling” phase.

Deeper meanings, guys.

“Say WHAAAAAAT?”

(Source: zooborns.com)