joshdutcher:

You guys, this is a metal telescoping back scratcher and it is awesome. I really should just start carrying it on my person at all times.

Sara gave it to me because my back itches constantly. Yet another reason why she also is awesome.

What’s funny about this is that I got him one of those novelty plastic ones kind of as a joke, and he used it so much that it broke. When I saw this, I had to get it for him.

If you look closely, you can see where he epoxy bonded the handle back on because it broke. Dude is itchy. Just call me Scratchy.