And I love free “advertising” of my awesome lawyering skillz too:

via kristenfromkansas:

i asked sara for some legal advice and she wrote this letter to my landlord:

Dear Isaac,
you’re really hot. Do you want to give me a month off in rent? I know that someone as hot as you are understands this situation. It wasn’t our fault, and we couldn’t use our whole apartment for a month, so surely someone blessed with such fine looks as yourself can sympathize with our plight. So, dear, sweet, Isaac the hottie, if you could see fit to ask your mom if she can give us a month’s rent off, I would be…most grateful.
Sincerely,
your Hot Tenant, Kristen (and boyfriend)

she’s gonna make a great lawyer.