A little clarification for those who don’t know:

I could write a rant about how February sucks, how it’s the oatmeal raisin cookie of the calendar, the month nobody wanted, the fake month, the month when the weather is worst, illness runs rampant, VD occurs, the 28 leftover days that the other months left behind, no days off for school even though President’s Day falls in February, and how February is the lameness standing between the holidays and spring (January doesn’t count because of the days off and the end of the holiday season).

I could write that rant, but apparently a lot of other people have already. Just google “February sucks” (not in quotation marks) and you’ll get a list of articles and blog entries that eloquently describe the true sucktastic nature of the loser month.

In hindsight, some Februaries haven’t been that awful, but really, it’s the time of year where I feel perfectly validated in venting all my frustrations about everything and blaming it on the fact that it’s the “F” month.