What I learned over the weekend

A “snifter” and a “pony” are actual measurement units
Gluing rhinestones to your face can leave small red welts on your skin for about 36 hours if not properly removed (whoops)
Glitter can be very painful if it falls in your eyes
I can get a lot done when I don’t have internet access for three days
True love can conquer all (I kind of knew this, but it was confirmed for me again last weekend…not my story, but still).
Newborn babies are beautiful and exciting
Grown men on fake horses: HILARIOUS
LOTR marathon on TV, KU v. MU, and Sundays = Zero productivity