0 notes & March 10, 2009 Whoo boy. Me:lord. I think I need to make a chocolate run soon. Kristen:mmm. there's a cake in my office kitchen. Me:dude, they have CAKE! every office I've ever worked in, there's been a kitchen full of goodies. I always gain weight when I'm working. Kristen:i know, its disgusting. last week it was cupackes. Me:mmmm, cupcakes. wow. it's like, you know you shouldn't, but it's right there. and everyone else is doing it. so you figure, what the heck. just a little taste. and soon you're in a brokedown apt in the ghetto, selling yourself for the instant gratification of a hershey's kiss. the horror. THE HORROR!