Why I love chatting with K on gchat:
in the midst of a long job search and tired of writing all those contrived cover letters (“I look forward to hearing from you soon.”), sara drafted the following cover letter:
What up, Suckas! You gotsta gotsta check out my mad lawyering skillz. Dude, I know you need a playa like me fo sheez. Da job you got is da job I wants. I gots mad computering skillz too, and I can txt like a pro. I’s the well-rounded, dog pounded, supa-fly cat you been lookin for. Plus dawgs, I needs this job, and I can totally picturesque myself in da mad leather office chairs you got layin around. So lemme serve it up straight fellas. I is so fittin fo’ this job and da job is so fly fo me. Hit me up if you wants a piece of this. Peace out. Word to your motha.
“the world would be a better place if people just kept it real.” -sara
